WIFE VS. HUSBAND

[denny8569]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

[allenrocnhi]

Those are really funny, especially the Words and Silent Treatment ones. I knew a pastor that mentioned the word count thing quite a bit, but not in a bad way. But thank goodness, there have been some newer studies about that! I'm not noramally a big talker, but my husband is! Now, my son talks a lot too. Sometimes I here men talk in the park or someplace, and it cracks me up that they're just jabbering away, usually about the same kind of things women talk about. What's sad about the Creation one is that there is some truth to it. I don't agree that women are stupid, but why do they stay with abusive men? I worked at a court house for four years, helping women (mostly) get restraining orders. It was really an amazing, and sometimes very sad (some of the women were later killed) experience.

[alairellis23]

So funny
Read this one i am sure you will enjoy it.
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain: - God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; - God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!